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straight butt sex

1. The act of a man inserting his penis into a womans ass. Not to be confused with gay butt sex.

2. (Rare) The act of a woman inserting a dildo into a man's ass. This is considered to be a form of gay butt sex in some circles.
1. Harry was tired of Sarah's loose vagina so he decided to stick it in her butt for some straight butt sex.

2. Sarah rammed the 10 inch blue dildo up Harry's ass for some straight butt sex that some would consider kinda gay.
by Harry Zonka October 19, 2008
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Butt Boner

When you see a hot girl and the blood starts to flow,
fills up your genitals, nowhere left to go,
gotta go somewhere, and gotta go fast,
"where did it all go" went right to your ass!

-Essentially a boner, but not with the penis, with the ass. Happens when your blood overflows your penis during a normal erection, fission occurs, and it is forced into your "ass cakes". Your anus then become extremely hard as if you have an "erection of the anus"
I've got a butt boner for you! *"for who?" I got a butt boner and it's enough for two.

I got a butt boner that is big and black. So why don't you come and lick the dust out of my crack?

I got a butt boner bigger then a stick,

so come and give my butt a lick
*"butt boner"
ITS A BOOTY ERECTION *
IT WILL PASS AN INSPECTION *
IT IS QUITE A PERFECTION *
THE HARDNESS IS MANIFESTIN' *

ITS AN ERECTION OF THE BOOTY *
IT IS QUITE A BEAUTY *
IT CAN BE A LITTLE MOODY *
AND IT SMELLS LIKE DOODY *

WHEN THEY SEE IT GIRLS START SMILING! *
I BROKE MY PHONE BUTT DIALING! *
DRAWS ATTENTION AT THE MALL! *
GIVES A NEW DEFINITION OF "BOOTY CALLS"! *
by Quinrek Barmour January 8, 2012
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Butt stuff

by Kannon lane scott February 25, 2019
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butt darts

What's that noise? Oh, Dave and Mike are playing butt darts again.
by Don Shonts January 25, 2003
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butt lint

pretty much the same idea as bellybutton lint, but it is lint from the underwear that resides in the general area of the butt crack. usually gets caught up in the hair in the butt crack.
hey shut your big, fat, dumb mouth or ill stick my butt lint in your nose!
by spikeguazu November 29, 2007
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butt crack sex

girl face down,using honey or olive oil. place 3 tablespoons at tip of crack,spreed her cheeks allowing to coat pathway.straddle her,running cock along floor of her crack,enjoy
by viking48 February 24, 2009
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Butt Fucking Quitter

Phrase derived from Team America World Police - Some one who quits at an important time in a queer or gay monor. - also meaning a pussie.
Don't Be such A Butt Fucking Quitter Johnson!
by Milton-Dj-Fury September 8, 2008
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