baked alaska

1. A mound of flavorful iced cream nestled on sponge cake, surrounded by meringue, and baked at 500 degrees farenheit.

Jew hearts making baked alaska.

by baked alaska March 22, 2005

baked alaska

A sexual act that involves defecating on the partner's chest, ejaculating on top of it, and flatulating over an open source of flame to enlight the mound of excrement ablaze.

That big meal of fettucini just made me want to take her home and make a nice warm baked alaska all over her.

by Randy Flanagan September 20, 2005

baked potato

The feeling of euphoria that one feels immediately after the consumption of marijuana; getting baked/stoned;

"Dude, i just hit the tits out of that bong and now im super baked potato."

"Dude, you look totally baked potato right now!"

- "Dude... how baked potato are you right now?"

-"Yeah man, im totally tater tots!"

by Keny Majowski & Calbe Dackwall January 12, 2012

clam bake

When you shotgun a blunt into a woman's vagina and she queefs the hit into your mouth.

Dude, if you wanna get high, I'll call my gf. We'll do a clam bake!

by wordmakerlikeshakespear January 25, 2011

Clam Bake

As opposed to a sausage party (which is a large group of males in a certain location), this is a large group of females at one location

Joe: "Oh man! Get here quick! There's a real Clam Bake going down at Heather's Party!"
Dan: "I'm on my way!"

by lyssiebabe February 25, 2009

Bakersfield

The only place, besides D.C. where you could lose the entire worlds nuclear arsenal and not have it burn through the crap. There's a reason they say: "There are two things to do in Bakersfield, meth or drive away."

Normal Person 1: So we've been in Bakersfield an hour, we've done everything there is to do, and we have to options left ..... so......wana do meth?

Normal Person 2: No...

Normal Person 1: Ok, let's drive away

by j4657 October 13, 2014

Half-Baked Potato

When you're sportin' a blunt and having sex at the same time, delicately place an uncooked potato up the poop shoot of the broad being ravishly fucked. Upon reaching sexual climax, engage in in a swift punch to the gooch, which will in turn force the potato out of the anus in order to be placed into the oven for 30 minutes or until golden brown.

I was hungry and in the mood for a fucking so i grabbed this dumb cunt and gave her a half-baked potato.

by Bidd Boys January 25, 2009