Beiberfile

A younger person (under the age of 16) crushing on someone much older then them. Usually a bieber fan, aged between 4-12 who wants to marry Justin Bieber who is nearly twice their age.

John: Oh my God That girl is such a beiberfile
Jane: I know right he's nearly twice her age.

by Beiber Hater October 21, 2010

Beaver Bump

When a Skank and a Ho' bump their 'Beavers' in celebration. Equivalent to bros' chest bump.

When Jessica served that Ho, all her bitches gave her a beaver bump.

by Fender Lover November 15, 2010

Beaver Blinkers

noun: An imaginary device that a man apparently wears when he gets obsessed with a woman that he is having sex with; causing him to ignore other parts of his life, or the fact that the woman is not good for him.

The phrase uses beaver, a slang term for female genitals. and refers to horse blinkers (blinders) which are a device used to stop cart pulling horses becoming distracted.

adj: Beaver Blinkered

John: Have you heard from Tommy recently?
Don: Not much at all since Tracy came on the scene.
John: Ah, he'll have his Beaver Blinkers on, he can't see anything but pussy right now...

by Jonfan Beast February 2, 2013

beaver house

An alternative word for "damn"

Well beaver house bells, that sucks.

by tomacato flower August 28, 2016

sleepy beaver

While your girlfriend is sleeping, she queefs.

Wow, that was an intense sleepy beaver, it's almost palpable...stings the nostrils.

by Chelsea & Greg June 16, 2008

saggy beaver muffin

when a mans very hairy balls hang down so low they look either like buck teeth of a beaver, or an upside down muffin, which is not edible due to severe pain of the owner.

ohmygoodness! look at his saggy beaver muffins! i dont know what i want to do with them. they just hang there.

by kayla frenner January 25, 2009

cantilever beaver beater

When a male with in depth knowledge of engineering and architecture gets an erection.

Joe really took it to Jane with his cantilever beaver beater.

by bridgejlr December 21, 2010