Banking before bitches

The law of life that, when in the precarious situation of having to pick between banking and booty, a true banker will always be loyal to his art and pick a life of the 3 Bs: boobs, booze and benjamin's.

Ben: I don't know what to do man, I've got an interview with JP tomorrow but this girl keeps wanting to go out.
Kris: Dude get your shit together you know the rule
Ben: Ye you're right.. Banking before bitches
Kris: Banking before bitches indeed

by This is my swamp. May 5, 2014

Sleep bandit

Sleep bandit: a particularly clever gentleman who picks up on rich bitches and robs them blind while their sleeping after sex

"Fuck that man is ruthless,he even took the bitches perfume,what a Sleep bandit!"

by Saintjohn89 July 21, 2016

Penis Bandits

A gang from Pittsburgh who tags schools with a penis followed by the letters PB.

Teacher #1: The bathrooms where hit again.
Teacher #2: Those infamous penis bandits.

by DA INFAMOUS PB February 4, 2009

Banita Funk

A wonderful pro-wrestler from Ohio who has amazing skills and reflexes. Often associated with another pro-wrestler from Ohio named Big Mama Munger.

I'm gonna Banita Funk you right into the ground!

by FunkyColeMedina June 30, 2008

Bankstreet

Its when you sexually penetrate a women in the behind

'I want to bankstreet that woman"

by Suna123 December 26, 2011

phantom bandito

A personification of the inexplicable drive some people get to whine at everybody else about vague subjects through pretentious and boring poetry. Has laser-tipped fangs.

"The phantom bandito has struck again, it seems."

"This poem looks like the work of the phantom bandito."

by Greg April 8, 2005

Friend Bandit

One who uses a friend as a middle man to other friends in an awkward, aggresive, and obvious fashion.

Natalie is suddenly always hanging out with my bestie Franny. She's such a friend bandit.

by Jefferson C July 8, 2007