The act of filling a plastic bottle with semen and squashing it all over your partner like a turkey baster.
Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.
Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.
My partner and I tried bottle bonking last night. It took three showers and a bath to clean the jizz off me.
by FuckTheFearTurkey April 30, 2025
Get the Bottle Bonkingmug. Bottle Bite (noun)
A tiny cut on your hand caused by screwing a metal cap back onto a liquor bottle and your skin cops it between the cap and the metal sleeve on the bottle neck. Bonus points if you need stiches,
Common Side Effects: Sudden, irrational rage at inanimate objects, involuntary profanity (usually “F#%!” or “Ya f***in’ dog!”)
A dramatic hand inspection like you’ve just been personally betrayed
Storming off to find a Band-Aid that falls off after 2 minutes cause its so fkn hot
A tiny cut on your hand caused by screwing a metal cap back onto a liquor bottle and your skin cops it between the cap and the metal sleeve on the bottle neck. Bonus points if you need stiches,
Common Side Effects: Sudden, irrational rage at inanimate objects, involuntary profanity (usually “F#%!” or “Ya f***in’ dog!”)
A dramatic hand inspection like you’ve just been personally betrayed
Storming off to find a Band-Aid that falls off after 2 minutes cause its so fkn hot
by Suay Mak May 24, 2025
Get the Bottle Bitemug. Nursing Bottle November is when females only drink out of baby bottles for the whole month of November. The purpose of this is keeping females occupied while the boys partake in No Nut November, so by December First, females will be so good at sucking dick from sucking on the baby bottle, when giving head, men will be able to ejaculate all their nut efficiently.
Jessica: “ yeo, you gonna do -Nursing Bottle November?”
Ashley: “hell yeah, my manz finna get the best head next month. period.”
Ashley: “hell yeah, my manz finna get the best head next month. period.”
by Yurrrrrr.Jessi November 2, 2019
Get the Nursing Bottle Novembermug. Take a beer bottle of your choice, any size, extra large encouraged, and shove it up your keester and try to yank that puppy out.
Little Johnny tried to impress the crew with the good ol beer bottle challenge by pounding a mickeys in his bhole. Couldn't pull her out, ended up in the ER.
by Tung "Punch" Bungwhole March 22, 2023
Get the Beer Bottle Challengemug. by Scott&LiamVsEvil February 9, 2020
Get the Fizzy Cola Bottlemug. You're bottling mate
by Daryl Baker December 28, 2020
Get the Bottlingmug. A silver/metal bottle that high schoolers shove 5-10 different types of hard liquor, normally, stolen from their parents in. The mix tends to taste like pure gasoline and makes people throw up a little in their mouth.
by Landon York's thicc sister June 20, 2018
Get the Silver Bottlemug.