Boner Tree 

A tree that possesses tall, erect, rock hard branches that ooze copious amounts of sap when the branches brush against each other.

Wow! Do you see that Boner Tree! It's in full bloom!

Dang, that boner tree sure looks nice in your yard.

Boner Tree by Jayrichmoneybags May 5, 2013

Boner bruise

A bruise on the inner thigh caused by a rapidly expanding erection whereby the tip of the penis impacts forcibly into the leg.

Damn that girl Audrey is so hot every time I see her i get a boner bruise.

Boner bruise by Blackcox44859 September 6, 2013

Boner Thought

A thought that seems genius while you are erect, but becomes horrible after climax.

Guy 1: I thought about Skyping my ex and asking to see her butthole again.

Guy 2: Oh my God. Did you?

Guy 1: Nah. It was just a boner thought.

Boner Thought by Esdee Jay-Tee January 20, 2014

Boner TV 

The use of advanced GoPro technology to place a small yet durable HD camera into the eye of the penis, so as to see as the dick does.

I titty fucked Amanda and got a sweet view of those fun bags by using Boner TV!

Boner TV by etphone home April 11, 2014

boner checkmate 

To force a man to achieve an erection, whether through immense attractiveness or unwanted physical contact.

"I took one look at Kellie and, well, it was Boner Checkmate."

boner checkmate by Jkeith May 14, 2014

Boner dance 

When a guy gets a boner and tries to casually adjust it without catching anyone's attention.

Mike and I were cuddling and he totally did the boner dance.

Boner dance by Sonofabean May 30, 2014

Boner Bypass 

When one tries to pass by but is made difficult because of a potruding boner.

James attempted a boner bypass when he tried to pass by Sabrina with his raging hard on.

James: Can I get by?
Sabrina: Not enough room with that boner!
*Boing*
James: Got through!
Sabrina: Nice boner bypass.

Boner Bypass by Isabel Bridge September 20, 2014