A gender-neutral term for the act of giving oral sex to a person who is defecating. Contrary to popular belief, blumpkins are not unique to blowjobs: as humanity progresses, our definitions so too must evolve to encapsulate the diversity of grotesque and beautiful sex acts of the wild modern world.
"She braced one leg on the wall, just above the roll of Charmin, and let a long brown roll slide from her backside as he twirled his tongue betwixt the salmon-pink folds of her frontside in a blumpkin that could only be described as socially progressive."
"I caressed his erect phallus and kneeled for a blumpkin, as the remains of his dinner were violently ejected into the porcelain bowl."
"I caressed his erect phallus and kneeled for a blumpkin, as the remains of his dinner were violently ejected into the porcelain bowl."
by thefutureliberalswant April 27, 2021
Get the Blumpkinmug. Just like a regular blumpkin ( guy gets a blowjob while on the toilet ) but the guy is watching Shrek 2.
Justin got a Smutt Blumpkin in his house back in 2016 at the point in the movie where Donkey gets his courage
by Untoucha-ball December 3, 2023
Get the SMUTT BLUMPKINmug. I left the door unlocked and she came in bent over in front of me and started playing with herself and smothered her ass in my face
Yeah that's called a reverse blumpkin
Yeah that's called a reverse blumpkin
by Inner clockwork October 15, 2019
Get the Reverse blumpkinmug. The name given to a villainous person that wears a pumpkin on their head on Halloween sitting on a toilet taking a shit with the door unlocked waiting for someone to walk in and give them a blumpkin on the scariest night of the year.
I waited for several hours as Lord Blumpkin last Halloween at Kate's house when she finally walked in and gave me a Blumpkin.
by SmegmaMale March 16, 2024
Get the Lord Blumpkinmug. two men ejaculating into each others penis' then proceeding to have a sumo wrestling match, all while the spanish national anthem is playing.
by Farcical May 8, 2024
Get the spanish blumpkinmug. by thesplashingblumpkins June 5, 2021
Get the The Splashing Blumpkinsmug. When one puts their mouth on a muffler of a gas powered vehicle. Than proceeds to crap out their anus.
Ian had a hard day at work. When returning home before shutting off the car he stripped down and got down on all fours. Than proceeded to give his car a muff blumpkin.
by Voltawolf77 August 16, 2025
Get the Muff Blumpkinmug.