Best friends

Shoving a ducks beak up your friends ass and eating it’s poo later

My best friends had gay sex

by Bsyesisk February 1, 2024

stalker best friend

someone who is your “best friend” but treats you like there wife/husband and it makes you feel really uncomfortable because you really DONT like them that way😳🤚

male- i care about you so so so much
female- stop riding my cock you stalker best friend

by totallynotcarrie April 30, 2020

A best friend

Best friend: *walks down the hall with you like queens/kings*.
someone:look there is those stupidos
You: *slaps that someone*. NOTE:AS HARD AS YOU CAN SLAP EM THEY DESERVE IT❤️

a best friend is someone you will always have. You better love them and give them all your attention because if you or they leave your life wont be the same again you will cry yourself to sleep and regret it so make sure you give so much space for them cause you mighLOVE OR YOU WILL REGRET I SWEAR.t not have enough time to. a best friend will make you full of joy and they will love you till the end of time. They will do what they have in there power to make you happy and keep you company. GIVE THEM ALL YOUR

by dona sama October 14, 2022

falling for best friend

falling for your best friend hurts and feels amazing at the same time.

your going to question everything around them and that can be super stressful.

best advice : wait.

be patient, if they truly like you too then it will happen in time.

i think i am falling for best friend!

by rawe1216 December 29, 2022

Best friend

A best friend is a person you fuck.

John: Yo David we had some good interactional sex
David: I know Daddy, You give the best head ever
Best friend

by Josval2 December 18, 2019

Best Friend Upper Decker

Perform an upper decker whilst your best friend shits in the bowl part of the toilet

15+ years friendship recommended, but not requires

"Why were you both in the bathroom?"

"We just best friend upper deckered that bitch"

by Badbtchfr April 11, 2022

ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔

Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts 💯.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly 👀

Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg🤢. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"

by jackson8onthebeat November 20, 2020