1. The button that will close a window while operating a computer.
2. The resource a non technical person will refer to in the event of an unwanted computer mishap or problem no matter how serious or unavoidable.
3. A button that internet users look for but find absent in most flash based pop-ups.
4. A simple way to postpone a notification by a program until next time when the user can repeat the naïve action again without regard for information in the notification or the “Do not ask me again” check box.
2. The resource a non technical person will refer to in the event of an unwanted computer mishap or problem no matter how serious or unavoidable.
3. A button that internet users look for but find absent in most flash based pop-ups.
4. A simple way to postpone a notification by a program until next time when the user can repeat the naïve action again without regard for information in the notification or the “Do not ask me again” check box.
"Where is the close button on this thing?"
(Virus Detected) “Dammit! Why won’t this close?!?!”
“It doesn’t matter how many times I press the close button, it comes up every time I start the internet.”
(Virus Detected) “Dammit! Why won’t this close?!?!”
“It doesn’t matter how many times I press the close button, it comes up every time I start the internet.”
by ScruffyTheJ January 9, 2009
Get the Close Button mug.v. (commonly bartoned) an action through which a person or persons is rejected, humiliated, punished, or degraded. Also, having something taken away that is usually and rightfully ones own. See also served
Originating in WIlson NC, Barton College is a craphole, from which came Matt Boykin. The term was derived from the college by the Appalachian baseball team initially to describe a time when Coach Boykin would make a player do something the player would rather not do. Since Boykin was a coach, there was not much a player could do. Mostly, it was used to describe the person on whom Boykin abused his power, and was therefore widely considered a dick. Bartoned would later come to use in everyday life around Boone, NC when something funny would happen to another person. Boykin is a bitch.
Originating in WIlson NC, Barton College is a craphole, from which came Matt Boykin. The term was derived from the college by the Appalachian baseball team initially to describe a time when Coach Boykin would make a player do something the player would rather not do. Since Boykin was a coach, there was not much a player could do. Mostly, it was used to describe the person on whom Boykin abused his power, and was therefore widely considered a dick. Bartoned would later come to use in everyday life around Boone, NC when something funny would happen to another person. Boykin is a bitch.
Boykin: Vance, can you pick up these balls, clean the dugout, wash the uniforms, mow the grass, and wash my car since I'm a coach and you have to say yes?
Vance: Uhh...I guess.
Boykin: You guess? What's that supposed to mean? Can you or can you not?
Vance: Yeah.
Rest of team: haha Vance got Bartoned.
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Steve: Where'd all the beer I bought go?
Jon: Matt Roldan bartoned them from you.
Vance: Uhh...I guess.
Boykin: You guess? What's that supposed to mean? Can you or can you not?
Vance: Yeah.
Rest of team: haha Vance got Bartoned.
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Steve: Where'd all the beer I bought go?
Jon: Matt Roldan bartoned them from you.
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(Dating or trying to date someone who may be considered a lot more attractive.)
Most likely coined by Matt from the most recent season of My Kitchen Rules.
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Most likely coined by Matt from the most recent season of My Kitchen Rules.
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