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fishy bastard

An utter annoyance. That looks like a fish.
*looks at fish boy* "Fishy bastard..."
by CarcassCardigan March 24, 2014
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cuntsucking bastard

A cunt sucking nastard is more like a wet pussy fart ass dude. That person also acts like a bitch towards you or anyone else. They are dumbfounded and usually human.
"You are a cuntsucking bastard Brian," said Shelly. Brian had just threw a snow ball straight into her face.
by Justtivue January 10, 2017
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Sarky bastard

Sarky bastard = sarcastic bastard. The British develop a lot of conversational abbreviations. For example, Lady Diana, Britishexit.
A sarky bastard would not capitalise the "B" in bastard.
by SarkyBastard October 20, 2018
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road bastard

any vehicle larger than originally intended. typically lifted trucks and suv's.
That road bastard must have had atleast an 8 inch lift and 40 inch tires.
by MyFordIsOne November 23, 2009
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Rat Bastard

1. An annoying small rodent like dog who does nothing but piss off surrounding humans.
2. A person who cheats, lies, steals, or pisses you off in general.
1. That rat bastard of yours wakes me up constantly with his barking.

2. That rat bastard at the car dealership screwed me over.
by Yeah Bearded Nun September 30, 2017
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The bad bastard

The bad bastard is someone who doesn’t give a fuck and consumes a lot of alcohol regularly, also works for the council and can be regularly heard shouting “I am the council” to ward off any unwanted advances from danger, also is a Casanova of the ladies as he says “not being weird but ......” Is how he catches his prey off guard usually a shots girl in a red dress he is a roofer for the council
THE BAD BASTARD

I went to the pub last night and was a right bad bastard,

You should always aim to be a bad bastard of the nights out
by The real bad bastard April 13, 2020
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Heartless Bastard

A Teenager Who Is heartless/Doesn't Care/Doesnt Interact With Little Children Aged 3-12
Jesus Fucking Christ Andrew Is such a heartless bastard he refused to play with five-year-old Jackie when she came over the house
by Andy Sor September 16, 2017
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