Ballwax

When you loose something

Taking your dog for a walk and it runs away.
Person 1 - Chloe: oh ballwax

by Daryldude March 25, 2016

Balter Banter

" the art of artless dancing whilst partaking in chat that is playful, intelligent and original!! "

We had such a fun night dancing last night..it was proper Balter Banter!

by PFP CREW BABE March 18, 2017

Ball Wahl

A Ball Wahl is a term used to describe what a male actually uses a Wahl beard trimmer for - to shave his balls. Contrary to the belief that the Wahl beard trimmer is used on the face, it is almost always used to shave hair in the public area.

Joe: Hey guys, I got a new Wahl trimmer in the mail! Can't wait to shave my face!
Sean: That's a Ball Wahl for your nuts you don't even have facial hair.
Joe: This is true.

by Great Seany June 3, 2017

ballardry

when one is up to only the most depraved, idiotic, sexually deviant and/or reckless shit that is humanly possible in a drunken british manner

"What is this new form of ballardry"
he says to his mate after watching some blokescreaming down the hotel hallway at some scared women in a drunken, incomprehensible and sexually deviant manner

by 999up$1d3d*wncr3w October 3, 2017

balanced gopnik

A white trash Russian male who is squatting down, usually in the most inconvenient of places, in order to show his dominance over the other gopnik of the region. Can usually be found balanced on top of fence posts and garbage cans. Will usually say "Oi Blyat" to those who pass by. Be very careful as these creatures are known to be very territorial, they will attac if their balance is being threatened.

Troy: Hey bro be careful when you go to practice today.
Alex: Why bro?
Troy: Cause there's a balanced gopnik on the fence next to the field.
Alex: Thanks bro, I could have been killed.

by Forged by iron April 8, 2018

Balal Army

An organization created to destroy normies

"Persian/Iranian" Org.

Normie #1: hey wanna hear a joke? ali knows da wae xDDDD
Balal Army Soldier: What's that? Pick up your weapons boiz

by BalalArmy August 7, 2018

balls and sticks

The name given to a game of pool or billiards at a gay bar.

Here at the rainbow club we play balls and sticks, it's kind of like pool but we play by different rules.

by Truefactor March 14, 2019