Barresi Principle

When evaluating attractiveness of girls in a potential threesome one must use the following equation:
((x*0.20)+(y*0.20))+z

x=The overall hottness of first girl (0-10 scale)
y=The overall hottness of second girl (0-10 scale)

z= Average hottness of the two girls (0-10)/2

Alex plans on having a threesome with two girls.
He tells his friends that they are both 6's
however using the Barresi Principle he explains that the overall hotness of the encounter equals at 8.4

(6*0.20)+(6*0.20)+6 = 8.4

The Barresi Principle Demonstrates that if one is to sleep with two 6's, it is the equivalent of sleeping with one 8.4!

by cscott92 June 11, 2011

Double Barrel

Shot gunning two beers back to back.

"Bro, don't be a bitch. Double barrel these two beers."

by chandre14 September 16, 2014

double-barreled assault and battery

(Not to be confused with domestic violence)when both partners in a relationship commit physical violence against each other, usually following an argument.

Slava Voynov's case is double-barreled assault and battery, not simple domestic violence, since both he and his girlfriend required medical attention following the incident.

by Sexydimma October 24, 2014

Double barreling

Smoking two joints or two blunts at once.

Duuude! He's double barreling those joints! I hope he could take it

by readdasein March 5, 2015

put you in a barrel

a missing person found chopped up in a barrel, found washed up in a parks sewer.

"dont make me put you in a barrel"
"hide you in a barrel"
"get in the barrel"

by NotMeeee November 12, 2009

barrett (n./v.)

scenester.. never seen without a blood brothers/deerhoof/arcade fire hoodie/pins/tight pants/an ironic attitude. Can be expected to cry about girls, rattle off every band he listens to at a second's notice, and scoff.

Man, look at that kid over there Barretting up the DFA Records dancefloor.

by Ilovehim Though January 25, 2005

Cracker Barrel

When some having diarrhea defecates in someone elses mouth.

To spice things up, Judy suggested that her husband would cracker barrel her since he already had diarrhea, and she was hungry.

by Lemon Ali Later James Fierce August 1, 2010