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One who gets friendzoned often.
Like How I Met Your Mother, but will never be able to tell his kids how he met there mother, as he is forever alone.
Like How I Met Your Mother, but will never be able to tell his kids how he met there mother, as he is forever alone.
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A short mother fucker that thinks he can beat anyone up. He wrestles and brags that he won a single game. He masturbates to grown men fucking dogs in the asshole.
God damnit, your being such a brandon.
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