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Austin

Austin is a mysterious person. On the outside, they can look like tiny innocent people who don’t have a life. But on the inside, they are one horny mother flipper. They are the type of person who would do it outside while their whole family watching. Austin’s are one of a kind people, they are loving and sweet with a sexual side aswell.
Holy shit! Last night Austin and I had the best sex ever!”

“Did you hear about what Austin did for the show?”
by HitOrMissHuHhHhHhH July 31, 2021
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austinning

Noun, Verb

1. The act of applying real world physics on fictional events resulting in absurd conclusions. It works as a form of edutainment. It is rarely used in battleboarding discussions. The namesake is the narrator from ShoddyCast's "The SCIENCE!"

2. The act of measuring things subject to artistic licensing under the assumption that they are self-consistent.
1. I just saw a video where someone was austinning the Pokemon evolutions. It was horrifying, funny and I learned some things about biology.

2. You can't just take the size of this stylized milk carton and measure how big the stylized house is in comparisson to it. You're austinning!
by I-Don't-Want-A-Nickname November 27, 2024
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Austin's Handwriting

A hieroglyphic cluster fuck that makes the Navajo encryption look like the ABCs.
Hitler: Why have our best men not been able to decipher this code?
Nazi: Idk bro, it kinda looks like Russian Cursive
Hitler: Damn, they must've replaced the Navajo encryptors, this shit is even harder to read
Nazi: Holy shit, this might be Austin's Handwriting
by AsianFetus May 23, 2022
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Austin Latno

Austin Latno is the sexiest, strongest, most amazing person on this planet. you may not see him, but he sees you. he is always watching. ALWAYS.
did you see Austin Latno today? i was hoping to get his autograph.
by VeryVerySmartGuy December 22, 2023
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austin

He is in yrk and is ugly and his dick is small asf
damn there goes austin etheridge his dick is so small
by alexsmith8767 October 2, 2019
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Austin

Austin the guy who has 4 marriages lined up
Man that austin
by MarkthewiArd101 September 22, 2023
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Austin

Guy who is mean, and a dick
by Hi :0 December 10, 2018
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