Extreme Alaskan Bobsledding

The act of knocking your partner unconscious during intercourse, then you proceed to ride then off the roof of your house into a pool.

Jim: Hey babe, you ready for the Extreme Alaskan Bobsledding?
Jane: Sure, but try to take it easy, I don't want to tear my back up that much this time.
Jim: Well you don't have a choice, because your going to be unconscious
Jane: Fuck

by MR. Stanky September 20, 2017

Seneca of Alaska

A term used for pretindians, those who pretend to be native.

Stemming from a Tumblr post. A kid posted a hispter in a war bonnet. When accused of being racist, he claimed that he was native and therefore not racist. When asked what tribe he was enrolled in, he exclaimed Seneca of Alaska, a non-existing tribe.

"It's not racist! I'm native!"
"Let me guess, you're Seneca of Alaska?"

by janessabess March 10, 2012

alaska

A nickname for someone cold and between worlds, thus questioned by people because of their abstract, heavy, and fanciful ponderings.

"Stephanie says that she wants to know why she's given half her life to people she hates now. Stephanie says, when answering the phone, 'What country shall I say is calling from across the world?' But she's not afraid to die. The people all call her Alaska. Between worlds so the people ask her, 'cause its all in her mind. Its all in her mind. Stephanie says that she wants to know why it is though she's the door she can't be the room. Stephanie says--but doesn't hang up the phone--'What sea shell she is calling from across the world?' But she's not afraid to die. the people all call her Alaska. Between worlds so the people ask her, 'cause its all in her mind. It's all in her mind. She asks you is it good or bad. It's such an icy feeling. It's so cold in Alaska. It's so cold in Alaska. It's so cold in Alaska."
-The Velvet Underground, Stephanie Says

by Dan Copulsky August 1, 2006

alaskan foot race

when in the brief moments of post-ejaculation, you begin punching your female partner in the face and yelling "GO" until she proceeds to get up and run for her life.

man: GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO (one punch per word)
woman: OMFG STOP PLEASE OMG YOU'RE A MONSTER
man: ITS THE ALASKAN FOOT RACE BITCH RUN

by flippzies July 7, 2011

alaskan igloo

A variation of the alaskan pipeline where one freezes a log of shit solid and skull fucks them with the frozen log. Called an alaskan igloo because the cranium of the reciever resembles an inuit igloo.

Matt gave his partner an alaskan igloo when he came over to her house after finishing a calculus assgnment

by Ross M. December 16, 2006

alaskan pipeline

when someone shits inside of a condem and freezes it to make a dildo

hun i think your alaskan pipeline is melting

by thunderdumplin December 14, 2010

Alaskan Pipeline

The act of Defectating, placing the feces in the freezer, and once the feces are frozen, proceeding to insert the frozen feces into somone else's anus.

Bob said he gave some hooker an alaskan pipeline yesterday. What a sick bastard!

by Baka Derka Allah March 30, 2008