Asian Fan

A non-Asian person who is obsessed with Asian pop music, art, fashion, etc. etc. etc. Will typically learn snippets of Japanese in order to seem more legit and dye their hair.

"Why did Jessica dye her hair black, and why is she greeting me with 'moshi moshi?'"
"Yeah, she's an Asian Fan."

"Konnichiwa, Olivia-chan!"
"God, Amanda, stop being such an Asian Fan."

by Sick of crazy people July 18, 2012

Asian parents

Obnoxious twits who try to "discipline" their kids using physical aggression and bullying tactics. If you are an asian parent reading this, fuck you. You think you're so tough and macho. We all know you are full of shit. You don't have the mental strength to face your problems so you bully your kids. Go mess with someone your own size or I'll beat you up when you grow old. I know some asshole is going to complain that I'm being racist but every asian kid I've met knows that asian parents are racist towards their own race, so shut the fuck up.

Asian parents: Do your homework before I spank you.
Me: You do your work before I kick your saggy nuts open.

by pooperfart November 28, 2021

lesbian asian

Norma

That lesbian Asian looks like Norma

by UrMumSaidMyPullOutGameIsDank August 15, 2017

Asian Weener

A small Vienna sausage that nobody really wants to eat because it's just too small.

Bro, we were eating dinner and it's sad to see all those asian weeners go to waste

by Mycoxafloppin February 17, 2021

Asian Mysticism

A paradigm in which inevitability is viewed as a unit-of-free-will.

This would contrast with the European view of mythology in which inevitability is posited as an object of predetermination.

The experience of Asian mysticism demonstrates that there are two types of fatalism: in European mythology fatalism is a form of pre-determination. In Asian mysticism fatalism is a unit of free-will.

This indicates that Eastern mythology is dependent upon a paradigm called "pre-contingency."

by fightfacilities January 3, 2021

Asian Chris

Often left out of the fun, Asian Chris is known for his tiny errection and his lack of elite call of duty skills.

Hi Asian Chris, will you help me with my math homework?

by DrDanks December 1, 2016

Asian Gabe

Fat, in sixth grade, very nice, haircut every week, glasses, asian, and says lol in real life.

I wish I was Asian Gabe.

by Toastyyoshi October 28, 2017