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outrage archaeologist

One who sifts through historical records with the intent of discovering information on past actions or statements by persons or entities alive, dead, active or defunct - the relevance of which has long since passed - for the express purpose of alerting the public to the "resurfaced" material in order to take a moral stance and/or instill outrage.
By dredging-up a long-forgotten, 48 year old interview of John Wayne - who died in 1979 - the outrage archaeologist had rediscovered statements far more controversial in the present than they had been in the past, thus creating a new moral outrage over a functional irrelevancy.
by ScribeLight March 21, 2019
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Closet Achiever

Closet Achiever - Overachiever on the down-low.
Closet achiever defined by actions.
When they say "oh I dont care, I just want to pass" but pissed when they miss a question or 2 in a exam
When you made an A but its a low A.
It's really "Closet Overachiever" but its that hidden so we dont put the word over-
Constantly competing when its not a competition.
When a student complains, "ooh that test was hard" but made a perfect score
by Passingscore May 6, 2019
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Over Achiever

A person who tries to hard for the sake of trying hard.
That Faggot over achiever Alex is back at it again.
by HAHA OVER ACHIEVER May 12, 2019
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Over Achiever

A person who tries to hard, breaks their bones and somehow ligaments and also eye somehow, and also makes good grades. Also is now a cripple.
That fag over achiever, Alex, is back at it again with a broken leg.
by HAHA OVER ACHIEVER May 12, 2019
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big archer

Do you follow Big Archer?

Of course he’s the best meme maker
by Big Archer June 14, 2019
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lucy archer brown

Bianca: what do u think about lucy archer brown?
Dan: Shes fucking hot
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Email archaeology

Reviewing and answering fossil emails, senders of which have long lost any hope of getting a response. Usually done when bored to the extent of taking time to clean the inbox.
- Thank you.
- What's up bro? You answered an email from 3 years ago. Are you into email archaeology?
- Yeah, I got inspired by Jordan Peterson to make order in my bedroom, and went on to desktop icons and now the inbox.

- Put your mind in order first.
by bugpower January 6, 2020
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