Damn Apples

When you buy an apple phone and it has a virus or its broken and you throw it at the nearest lake

My mom bought an apple phone, she damn apples

by mariamagma November 7, 2016

Apple Dildo

A dildo thats made for apples

Your an apple dildo

by MA MA Beer December 13, 2016

Apple Hoe

When someone jumps Apple product to Apple product

Your such a Apple Hoe

by LivingForLove November 8, 2015

ground apple

Horse shit.

Dude, watch out for the ground apples!

by mtnscout March 21, 2016

Flesh apple

A term used to describe a man's testicles

My flesh apple really itches

by Lvposty July 6, 2019

apple on the roots

Derived from the saying an apple doesn't fall far from the tree, this saying describes a person who is exactly like their parent(s), be that for better or worse.

Damn, he's a real apple on the roots.

by Coldbrew April 7, 2019

Apple scruncher

Someone who tries to scratch their scrote in secret but gets noticed everytime.

Your a apple scruncher dude

by Juulman May 23, 2019