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Damn Apples

When you buy an apple phone and it has a virus or its broken and you throw it at the nearest lake
My mom bought an apple phone, she damn apples
by mariamagma November 7, 2016
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Apple Dildo

by MA MA Beer December 13, 2016
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Apple Hoe

by LivingForLove November 8, 2015
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ground apple

by mtnscout March 21, 2016
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Flesh apple

A term used to describe a man's testicles
by Lvposty July 6, 2019
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apple on the roots

Derived from the saying an apple doesn't fall far from the tree, this saying describes a person who is exactly like their parent(s), be that for better or worse.
Damn, he's a real apple on the roots.
by Coldbrew April 7, 2019
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Apple scruncher

Someone who tries to scratch their scrote in secret but gets noticed everytime.
by Juulman May 23, 2019
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