Handsome Andy 

A "Handsome Andy" is a pressed ham with a twist. First, one presses his bare buttocks against the window of a moving car. Second, he flips the bird to another car. Third, he places "the bird" (i.e., his swear finger) into his anus, thereby achieving a "Handsome Andy."

Carl: That trucker is driving like a maniac. Should I give him a pressed ham?
Susan: Why don't you be a man for once, Carl, and give him a Handsome Andy?

Handsome Andy by Ramon187 December 15, 2010

hot andy 

when a girl gives a guy a hand job...with hot sauce

opposite of a cool randy(see cool randy)

man,my cock smells like buffalo wings,that girl can give a mean hot andy

hot andy by deewtee January 31, 2010

fuck yeah andy day 

June 7, 2009

fobr holiday that started by little girls posting a video for tiffany blews on the boards, thus resulting in pedo screencaps and blew up into a giant pedofest. included was andy's twitter friend, justtosaveyou, famous for her lack of pants. "not andy" came on the boards before being liberated, but in time for andy to acknowledge the "FUCK FOBR, THE INTERNET ISN'T REAL - a" thread in honor of him.

@fuckcity btw there's a NICE thread dedicated to you called FUCK FOBR, THE

INTERNET ISN'T REAL-a, haha so don't worry, we don't shittalk 12 minutes ago

from web

@AccioDalia yay! thank you guys!-a 10 minutes ago from Tweetie in reply to

AccioDalia

fuck yeah andy day~

fuck yeah andy day by therealREALjason June 8, 2009

mexican andy

An acne-filled stream sniper featured in the Ice Poseidon show on YouTube.

Mexican Andy is a pizza-faced leech.

mexican andy by AntisocialWeeb August 24, 2018

Shit Hand Andy

A term used to describe someone who is being or doing something retarded.

Originated from when 'Andy' was written on the outside wall of a special school in what appeared to be feces.

Omg, stop being such a shit hand andy.

What a shit hand andy thing to do.

Shit Hand Andy by xMousey March 9, 2008

doing an andy 

jizzing your pants when a girl touches you on your thigh, preferably the new girl to your school.

(on the coach, she gets up to leave, touches his leg as she gets off)
andy: oh dear, things have got sticky....
girl: i've caught you doing an andy! keep up the good work

doing an andy by ally mcb March 3, 2009

nut in andy’s cereal 

An action performed after something undesired happens, is to be used in anticipation of something bad

If I fail this test I’m going to nut in Andy’s cereal.

nut in andy’s cereal by real boy lucas September 29, 2018