A "Handsome Andy" is a pressed ham with a twist. First, one presses his bare buttocks against the window of a moving car. Second, he flips the bird to another car. Third, he places "the bird" (i.e., his swear finger) into his anus, thereby achieving a "Handsome Andy."
Carl: That trucker is driving like a maniac. Should I give him a pressed ham?
Susan: Why don't you be a man for once, Carl, and give him a Handsome Andy?
Susan: Why don't you be a man for once, Carl, and give him a Handsome Andy?
by Ramon187 December 14, 2010