Andres

Andres is someone who is all ways trying to improve themselves as a person and the people around him. Is very similar to a Donovan but is more into physical health.
Tom: James invited me to workout with him do you want to come?

Mark: oh James is such an Andres!
by Goldbellcast February 1, 2020
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Andre

A miscalculated and subsequently a failed abortion. In other words, a walking and living abortion. He seems ok at first, though. Then goes from ok to the lowest depths of some shithole somewhere deeply drenched in his ego. However, the species of Andre hasn't yet developed a sense of self awareness, making him a very confident type of guy. No one has yet quite understood this phenomenon but psychologists and other scientists are working hard in trying to figure out this personality disorder.
Guy 1: I just saw an Andre.
Guy 2: I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do for you? I can only imagine how terrible you must feel right now :(
by Simposium July 14, 2020
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Andre or Allan

they proclaim that they have never seen their parents genitals, that is false. they have seen their fathers shaft windmilling towards their afraid mother. If you come to cross an Andre/Allan proceed to chant towards him " HE'S SEEN HIS DADS DICK"
Please, don't be an Andre or Allan guys
by THENuggetman9 April 16, 2019
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Andres

A good looking, God like in the sheets kind of man! He’s loved by everyone but only likes a few. He’s the guy that’ll leave you wondering “What If”. Get on his good side, and stay there. Don’t want to lose this one..
Look at Andres, I wish he was mine!
by hssnd69 December 29, 2020
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andre

guy1: look at that dude with a t-shirt under his dress shirt
guy2: that must be an andre
by minecraftcrafter2.0 December 13, 2018
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Andre

TEH SOSIG WOAMON
ANDRE ID SBIJG GAY
by anonymous March 27, 2022
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Andre

Andre a kind hearted boy who is quick to pull the reverse card on u. A real sweet heart and a good friend to cheer u up. With his nerdy exterior he’s easily approachable and easy to talk to.
Yo Andre you is a simp
Andre: no u
by Uwu lmao March 27, 2020
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