Santa's Hairy Lay

When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.

Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."

by Dudgeridino August 9, 2016

Lai

Super good at dead rails and very sigma and mews alot and is super rich and has so much huzz real

THIS IS NOT FAKE

Lai means that you are very good at dead rails

by anonymous April 2, 2025

Laying bricks

placing hard overcooked biscuits, cornbread, cake, etc. on dinner plates.

Mama's laying bricks for everyone currently.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

lai in

a small person often has big facial features
and is often of eastern nationality
funny and a good friend
often the only sibling

wow thats so lai in of you

by mountain dew 12345 May 2, 2011

Laying Bacon

Sleeping with a cop

I heard Kyle was laying bacon after his arrest

by Crumstealer September 18, 2025

Lay La D'

The most meaningful and purposely disrespectful action a succubus can do to and manipulate a person that is trying to help at their fullest extent of resources for a relationship.

Damn Chris really got Lay La D'ed this last time, hope that doesn't happen again!

by Thrills&Spills August 14, 2023

ay bay say day eay fay gay hay iay jay kay lay may nay oay pay qay ray say tay uay vay way xay yay zay

a b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q w r s t u v w x y z

the a b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q w r s t u v w x y z alphabet but you put ay's in there ay bay say day eay fay gay hay iay jay kay lay may nay oay pay qay ray say tay uay vay way xay yay zay

by pnmnmorshshttkork March 7, 2025