A Gen Alpha slang word for someone getting "Taxed", not with money, but with food. (Saying someone stole someone else's food)
by dswqsa895 January 14, 2024
Get the Fanum Taxmug. Jimbo: “Damn, I barely have enough money to pay the nut tax for lil’ Jimmy this month.”
Richy: “Are you talking about child support?”
Richy: “Are you talking about child support?”
by GoodRep May 3, 2022
Get the Nut Taxmug. A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.
by 34344444 September 7, 2025
Get the Chicago Bears Taxmug. Bill Gate's kid will have to pay a Brat Tax on any money they make over the first 3.5 million, oooh, poor baby.
by reagansmarley January 25, 2019
Get the brat taxmug. The tax in which when texting or video calling while using the bathroom one must take a picture of their panties and send it to the person.
Lisa was totally peeing while snapping me last night. Got my panty tax for them lacy panties she had on.
by PantyMan99 April 11, 2024
Get the Panty taxmug. An informal but harsh penalty dealt out by neighbors of people who feel the need to show off the loud exhausts on their motorcycles and sports cars, their illegal fireworks or 12 million watt subwoofers. Also people who are mystified by their car alarms, can't properly care for pets and children, and talk outside windows late at night like they're at some club can expect an invoice
The tax itself is on a sliding scale based on the offender, the offense, and how often it happens: ranges from being anonymously being reported to local Code Enforcement or a Karen-post on Nextdoor and can escalate beyond minor frozen urine puddles to facing an arson charge for the recipient
The tax itself is on a sliding scale based on the offender, the offense, and how often it happens: ranges from being anonymously being reported to local Code Enforcement or a Karen-post on Nextdoor and can escalate beyond minor frozen urine puddles to facing an arson charge for the recipient
Wayne was happy his favorite sports team won, he didn't know or care that the single mother next door was up past her shift tending to her son with colic so he was surprised to find a dirty diaper through his sunroof; the frustrated mother had succeeded in exacting a Noise Tax.
by Bryan Eurism March 23, 2021
Get the Noise Taxmug. Fanum tax has multiple meanings
1. Stealing food (crime)
2. Fanum stealing food from kai cenat (way too specific)
3. Pink and dark brown fluid that tastes metallic and soapy (bodily fluid)
4. Finding the expansion of fanum tax glands making few little hills on your arm attractive (compliment)
5. Wrong pronunciation of element 184/Fantaxium (wrong)
6. Any money spemt for food
1. Stealing food (crime)
2. Fanum stealing food from kai cenat (way too specific)
3. Pink and dark brown fluid that tastes metallic and soapy (bodily fluid)
4. Finding the expansion of fanum tax glands making few little hills on your arm attractive (compliment)
5. Wrong pronunciation of element 184/Fantaxium (wrong)
6. Any money spemt for food
M. 1: He got 9 hours in prison for fanum taxing
M. 2: Fanum fanum taxes again.
M. 3: Keep the fanum tax healthy with nice food
M. 4: You're so fanum tax.
M. 5: What was that fanum tax rock
M. 6: The fanum taxes are higher due to inflation.
M. 2: Fanum fanum taxes again.
M. 3: Keep the fanum tax healthy with nice food
M. 4: You're so fanum tax.
M. 5: What was that fanum tax rock
M. 6: The fanum taxes are higher due to inflation.
by Balixhium_ingot December 2, 2023
Get the fanum taxmug.