Getting Asian

Verb. When you get so high that your eyes start to squint like an asian. (Originated in Keller, Texas)

“Bro that last puff has me getting asian, I can barely even see.”

by EvonHuddler September 17, 2017

Asian Mysticism

A paradigm in which inevitability is viewed as a unit-of-free-will.

This would contrast with the European view of mythology in which inevitability is posited as an object of predetermination.

The experience of Asian mysticism demonstrates that there are two types of fatalism: in European mythology fatalism is a form of pre-determination. In Asian mysticism fatalism is a unit of free-will.

This indicates that Eastern mythology is dependent upon a paradigm called "pre-contingency."

by fightfacilities January 3, 2021

Painfully Asian

An Asian person that has a hard time with the pronunciation of all "r" and "l" words and the words sound interchangeable.

Ex: Room: pronounced "loom" by painfully Asian person. "It's in the loom."

by nycdb2015 September 7, 2015

Asian pear

A person of Asian origin , who carries all their fat on lower end like pear, C’ mon haven’t y’all read up on body shapes and wat not.

“Don’t worry Kimmy Chu, you eat extra , you nice Asian Pear. Not like Sam, she tree.”

by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022

asian-drinker

a person in public who is not socializing or purposefully making themselves noticeable to others

John: Talk to him, that asian-drinker over there.
James: Why? There are so many walking down this street...
John: Oh, that one, silent and hunched over his phone!

by Galinial March 2, 2021

asian gyal

A really cute asian girl. She is often seen blowing her mouth up like a pufferfish.

"Oh, look at that asian gyal over there!"

by asian_gyal March 12, 2021

Black Asian

A penor bootysack

You are a black Asian juggler, you nub.

by Poopoocacaheadblackaisan February 17, 2017