United States of America

located in North America between Canada and Mexico, it used to be a great place, and it still is, sort of.

has a lot of problems stupid people in the government don't know how to fix because they are obsessed with power. the only place where more and more money is dumped into union schools and kids still get lower test scores(solution: charter schools, but union leaders are too fucked up in the head to realize what's right). a lot of people around the world now hate us, and they don't have a good reason to. america is the world's policeman. what power would have stopped Hitler from taking over the world, huh?

home to various races, and the government here is more racist than the people.

media is everything, and entertainment is one of our main focuses over being productive.

trashy people are everywhere, but there are a lot of good people too.

America: good and bad!
Am I proud to be an American? uh...yeah...ok

United States of America: home of the...most obese pop.?

Amurrica

The US is pretty much going down the drain.
by epitomeofawesome1 November 24, 2011
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England vs America

If you are an American reading this - England is better no cap your kids get shot in school
You have to call the path on the side of the road a sidewalk just in case you forget to walk on the side you dumb sh*ts
You call football, soccer, and rugby, football! wtf?!
You say that we say words weirdly, but we created the language, you just messed it up.
"American English is better than British English"
"Dude NO it's not British English it's ENGLISH dumb twats"
England vs America ... England wins
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South America Memes

South America Memes are a community who's creates memes.
South America Memes is bravo!
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america's cereal bowl

A metaphor for California, because it's full of fruits, nuts, and flakes. (People not crop)
Person 1:How was your trip to California?
Person 2:Now I see why they call it America's cereal bowl.
by College dullard January 06, 2018
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jewnited states of america

Used by anti-semites to describe the USA.

see jew s.a.
"Terrorists bombed the Jewnited States of America because of its support for Israel", thought the rabid leftwing hippie.
by i fart 0n ye hippie September 09, 2004
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United States of America

America: the land mass between Canada and Mexico, full of a wide range of people, some are nice and polite to those around them, but others are facist, sexist, racist asses that can't think about anyone but themselves. Not all Americans are like that, in fact most of them are really nice people, and those who have posted trying to stand up for their country have a really good point, In the fact that they arent that only ignorant people in the worl, there are ignorant people in Canada, and Europe, and every other single place on the world. It doesn't make them good or bad, It makes them human. And every one should stop criticizing them for being, overweight, lazy, illiterate people who don't care about any one but themselves. Although America came into the wars a few years before they ended, American soldiers still risked there lives to protect their countries as well as others. You may argue with this, and this is only my opinion, but cut America some slack, they are only doing there best to survive as a country.

American government however is one of the most corrupt in the world, they do things for themselves, they don't send their armies in to help anyone else until they themselves have been damaged
Not all Americans are Streyotypical, just the ones that are are the ignorant people the rest of the world loves to hate.

American Government however is the steryeotypical Ignorant people everyone knows about.

I am not American. I am Canadian, and proud of it. But I am also proud to have the United States of America as a neighbouring country.
by Canadian Guy December 13, 2006
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Peoples Republic of America

What the United States will become if Barak Obama becomes president.
The Communist Flag is now the emblem of the Peoples Republic of America
by bornagainbasher May 27, 2008
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