Corey - Look, isn't that Alyssa Mckay? Wanna take turns using her fat ass?
Rick - That ass does look tempting, but where will we find a paperbag to cover her face at this hour!
Rick - That ass does look tempting, but where will we find a paperbag to cover her face at this hour!
by personnotareal6 May 6, 2025
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Get the Alyssa Manitta mug.Alyssa she has the prettiest smile and the funniest jokes when she walks in to a room you just have to stop and stare bc she is just drop dead gorgeous shes usually the kind of girl you can pour your heart in to and never worry about trust
by Eazy~T June 11, 2025
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that bitch alyssa is ugly as shit
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Get the Alyssa Stahl mug.My ex bestfriend or as we would say befristend i miss her so much i wanna know how shes doing and wish i could ask her but i lost her number i truly hope shes doing well and i wish i could talk to her i miss are friendship shes amazing i cared about her very much and i know she cared about me too she was crazy but i loved that about her and i was crazy too we were both like sisters and had a lot im commen but one thing we also had in common was that we both weren't the best at apologizing to people but alyssa if you see this and i hope you will i know how much you like checking your name in urban dictionary so hopefully you will i want you to know i am sorry for everything i did i miss you i still care about you if you ever want to text me i still have the same number even if we dont become as close as we were i atleast just want to know how you are doing
by Deadhuman34 May 26, 2024
Get the Alyssa walters mug.Alyssa and aysha are THAT couple. Though they’re special in their own ways, their names are really pronounced aleeeesa and ayeeesha. Nothing can break their love for each other as they are forever intertwined with each other. They are compatible in many ways, in trust, love, in dignity. All that. They survive on cheese and that’s what bonds them so close together, being mole rats together. If you see this couple, know they’re never leaving each other. They are like ooblique. Hard when touching esch othe yet soft when talking.
Guy: yo is that Alyssa and aysha?
Other dude: hell yeah, I look up to their wise couple ways…
Guy: should we kiss?
Other dude: …
Other dude: hell yeah, I look up to their wise couple ways…
Guy: should we kiss?
Other dude: …
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