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Shrek-smegma green

The shade of green often associated with the colour of hit movie character Shrek's ball sweat. Pale yellowish green in most use cases but variable on how awful your imagination is.
Person A: "Dude how did you make your pancake Shrek-smegma green?"
Person B: "Oh I just used 20ml of extremely green food dye."
Person A: "Fuckin' miracles bro..."
by Rerobon!! March 24, 2025
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Person A: “Sheesh, we got Shrek.”
Person B: “Haha, yeah..”
You: “Ha- wait me?”
by Joe F. Momma July 9, 2021
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An utter gorgeous specimen that people can relate to..
“Oh lovely my shReks pIckLe is aT it again!”
by Kn0bg0b April 19, 2019
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euogh shrek
by eeeasfvfdgr September 21, 2020
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Shrek

the friendly green ogre that everyone loves!
Kid: Hey mum, can we watch Shrek tonight?
Mom: Sure son.
by Gogishmaster June 21, 2018
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Shrek

Shrek is everything but nothing at the same time. Shrek is the whole world's hope for a better life than the actual. Shrek is my life's reason.
200 IQ Guy: I'm gonna watch Shrek tonight.
Dumbass: What the heck is Shrek?
200 IQ Guy: Kills the Dumbass
by onepunchdead April 28, 2020
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Shrek

Shrek is a green ogre who lives in the swamps near the willow trees. He has a mighty roar and roars it when he is making love or in pain or when someone is in his swamp! He loves making love to children who are younger than him... and also loves making ear wax candles with the ear wax from his ears! Another thing he also likes to do is eat yummy eye balls!!
“Hey mate do u love shrek?”

“Nah that’s babyish, he is a fat faggot green bitch who can’t fight his own fights.”

“What did u just say about my shrek! Shrek is love shrek is life!”
by pickle stick September 8, 2018
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