by The Adventurer January 18, 2004
A goblin who jumps out of the bushes and mugs you at night. He may try to get some pussy while hes at it.
"I was walking home, and a bush goblin jumped out and took my shit. He may have raped me a little. I guess I was asking for it."
by Abbottbeast March 10, 2010
by Lydiaisfit February 26, 2019
a driver who drives slowly, but just fast enough so that they can get through a green light at an intersection, but the person behind them gets stuck with a red light and has to wait for the next green light, often leading to cursing and flipping off by the second party toward the first
I got stuck behind a green light goblin last night, but I wasn't taking that shit. I accelerated and drove around the fucking jerk and threw my coffee at his car.
by Überschwanz February 26, 2007
by Miickee June 17, 2018
a coward that drinks water excessively to compensate for their lifelessness; also a snitch that confines theirself away from society for obvious reasons.
that guy: what's poppin off with yur bitch ass?
water-goblin: ummmmmm, sippin on this H2O.
that guy: why you showin out?
water-goblin: stayin safe, you know how it is.
that guy: hit it up when you stop actin a water
-goblin.
water-goblin: ummmmmm, sippin on this H2O.
that guy: why you showin out?
water-goblin: stayin safe, you know how it is.
that guy: hit it up when you stop actin a water
-goblin.
by A- Killa Thrilla August 31, 2007
by Ninja Family Fued September 26, 2019