Cooch tard

Someone who knows nothing about and will believe anything they hear about vaginas.

"So I read in this article online that lesbians vaginas have teeth, that's the only reason why they are lesbians, cause no penis would go in there."

"Why would you believe that??? You're such a cooch tard, you need to get laid"

by lynn-lynn June 6, 2013

Brook..tard

Valid walking w

Brook..tard never misses

by Uzusuru April 15, 2021

Lithi-Tard

A crack-head retard that lives in Lithuania

Oh nah mans you a Lithi-Tard on god.

by BukuTard November 16, 2022

Insta-Tard

A person whom can become drunk off Four-Locos.

You may be an Insta-Tard after drinking FourLocos

by Texel June 20, 2011

tard sifting

The act of sifting out tards in you're life.

I'm tard sifting today to downgrade the amount of stupid people in my life.

Tard sifting sift retard

by Beksastar May 11, 2016

Fuck Tard

A person who is both a “Fuck” and a “Tard” or a person who is a dumb stupid little piece of fart brained no good pimple pincher dick wad.

“Hey Jessie, do you have the homework?”
“I have a boyfriend!!!!”
“Wow, your a fuck Tard.”

by PadricoBarnes September 8, 2019

Tard-Text

When the writer uses caps randomly in words. The writer is also supposed to spell most words incorrectly.

Dude: John, you dont seem to well today.

John: wUt dO yoU MeEn?

Dude: You are writing all wierd. Are you writing in Tard-Text again?

John: yAh, dATs BiCUs i jOIn dEH tARd cLUb.

by halesnaxlors January 10, 2011