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ploop shower

The toilet water that cleanses your buttocks while taking a, usually, exceptional crap.
I got a really nice ploop shower the other day after I ate that bean chalupa.

That ploop shower was so loud; I heard it from the other side of the house!
by Ashley and Abby February 9, 2008
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Media Shower

When a celebrity or a new person gets WAY too much spotlight. This can cause a snobbish side to surface, and their friends or aquaintances to notice them acting differently. Otherwise, this causes the "showered" person to feel shy or be surrounded by people by simply going outside their house, making them annoyed.
After Jack's new speech on world matters, he got a media shower and became a different person; one his friends didn't know anymore.

Once Beth won the spelling bee, her media shower forced her to skip school for the next week.
by Kaze-san October 30, 2008
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shower beer

Noun. Beer you drink when in the shower for pre-gaming purposes.

Students who attended that shitty college in Chicago, NorthWorstern, define a shower beer as a beer that is rinsed with water.
Normal person: Hey Brah, I just woke up. I think I'm gonna get my shower beer on and I'll meet you at the bar afterwards.

NorthWorstern student: What, I don't get it..

Normal person: sigh, why are we still friends...
by Punnnn April 14, 2015
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shower shitter

one who takes a crap in a shower instead of a toilet
by Pat Albert September 30, 2003
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shower blowjob

When someone gives you a blowjob and then blows it back all over you, as a sexual prank.
Prostitute: For that money you can have a shower blowjob...
Unaware client: What's that?
(he'll learn really soon...)
by zabvenie August 12, 2007
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Eiffel Shower

If you and your buddy bring home a girl and find out her bra and panties match, you do this.
"Hey Michelle, hope your bra and panties match because we are going to eiffel shower you tonight!"
by JazzyGrat January 12, 2013
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shower hour

Shower hour: is to take a shower for an hour to partake in masturbation.
Glenn took a shower hour, and came out relieved.
by Scoob-a-doo November 20, 2009
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