1-second-funny

Something that causes a brief laugh or smile in the moment, but is exceptionally uninteresting when thought about later on.
~~~EXAMPLE~~~

Harvey: "Bro! Remember that time we were at Olive Garden, and you said something, and I said 'Nice!', and then you held up your knife and said 'Knife!'??

Karlos: "Don't bring that up, homie. That's a 1-second-funny at most, definitely not worth bringing up in conversation."

Harvey: "But we both laughed when it happened!"

Karlos: "You laughed when it happened, just because you'd never compared those two words before. Once you associate them together, it's not really that tight when somebody points it out."

Harvey: "We should make a word for that kind of oddly common scenario."

Karlos: "Our Creator already made a word for that: 1-second-funny."

Harvey: "Ah right! Thanks, dude!"

No problem.
by CitrusRhymer April 14, 2014
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two seconds please

The universally way of knowing that you're fucked. Popularized by celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay.
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second-level drop

1.) Seeing someone looking at a girl's butt.

2.) When your eye's sink below the horizon of a girl's body.

3.) When you look at a girl's butt.
Dude... your second-level drop is so noticeable.

Hot chick! Second-level drop, OH YEAH!

Come on man, that was a guy and you made a second-level drop? Give me a break!

4/12/11 - birth of "second-level drop"
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Second hand blowjob

When you get a blow job whilst someone already has cum from another blow job in their mouth.
Monica sucked off Zac, then moved on to second hand blowjob Mitch!
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30-second tactical

a very fast tactical wank. can be dine wherever you go.
"you bro, i am off for a 30-second tactical"
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quadruple-second-cousin

Quadruple-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and eight great-grandparents in common.
My quadruple-second-cousin is a good person.
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Second Saturday of April

Julia: Wana hang this Saturday?
Me: I can’t it’s national Saturday with the boys, because it’s the second Saturday of April.
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