Matts Dick

A dick that his Girlfriends doesn't even want in her mouth or cunt and is smaller than the fat kids millimetre defeater

Matts Dick is mini

by ShowUsYaCunt September 1, 2022

Matt W

The cutest, curly-haired man you'll ever meet. You'll want to spend all you time with Matt W. He gives the best snuggles, and is a blast to hang out with. Matt W lives in the city but has a country soul, and loves to be out in nature, and with his friends. He has a passion and drive to tinker and fix things, and applies his "mending" skill set to people as well: he is an excellent listener and will always be there when you need it, even if he is already having a bad day, or if it might put a damper on his day. Matt W is an amazing friend, a wonderful brother, a marvelous son, and a perfect boyfriend--though he is extraordinarily humble (despite his claims saying otherwise), and would immediately deny that. But yes, while he is human, he is the most wonderful human on the planet. Hang onto your Matt W!

Christine : "So how are you and Matt W doing?"

Margaret: "We are doing great. Matt W is really good at making time for me even when he is ooober busy.

by beesgobuzz131313 September 2, 2022

Matt Pfeffer

Someone who fucks all the time. He pulls all of the ladies in the world. They love his receding curly hair and his facial pubes. He also has the Guinness World Record for having the largest cock.

Girl 1: Do you know Matt Pfeffer?
Girl 2: No but I heard he has a huge cock!
Girl 1: Yeah I wasn’t able to walk for a week after.

by B!tchesloveme April 22, 2022

Matt Bugs

A petty yet funny and charming Male who speaks his mind and doesn't care about offending people's feelings.

Yo!! Roxy asked Johnny if she looked fat in her outfit and he outright said "YUP!". He straight up Matt Bugs tf outta her.

by The Petty King October 27, 2022

Big Matt

Fattest person alive loves to eat a hundred pancakes a day and toast loves tall Venezuelan men and fat Chinese people who touches him. In bed he watches gay porn in bed with his sister while talking to his boyfriend on snap chat (jamie) who sends him dick picks

Big Matt is a very fat gay man

by 6big matt May 14, 2022

Matt Jackson

Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.

A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.

Dude, you you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.

You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!

by Davey McGoon May 24, 2022

Matt Cenna

That beef be good but Matt Cenna be like soggy socks on a hum burger with my man Lil dicky.

My socks are soggy! It is like Matt Cenna on a hum burger of soggy socks!

by simp for ur eggplant March 12, 2022