Two Fived

To be repeatedly cheated on by young man with an insatiable appetite for chips and to be none the wiser because you are a dumb bitch

Female 1: Girl, why you got all these chip crumbs in your bed.
Female 2: Oh my boyfriend was here last night.
Female 1: Where is he I want to meet him.
Female 2: He doesn't live here.
Female 1: Girl, you gettin two fived.

by CizzyMonster August 6, 2010

stoner five

Something very gay and doesn't even exist

Hey Michael, what's a stoner five?

by Jayson M. Hill May 11, 2016

FIVE LARGE

When one takes a large 5 coil dump

Dude did you just drop " Five Large " in my toilet ?

by Redbull27 August 27, 2009

low five

when you and a fellow coworker decide to take sloppy shits together side by side in the neighboring stalls. This also follows a "low five" slap at the bottom opening of the stall to signify the greatness of taking a shit while getting paid for it!

Hey whats up Jay, wanna go "low five"?

by joshcracksniff June 25, 2005

Five Times

A phrase coined by B. Drinkward. He uses this way too much. It's stupid, and also really addictive and ends up in everyone's vocabulary within a few hours.

Ryan: He killed a man.
Ofir: How many times?
Bryan: Five Times

by Friskaburger January 14, 2004

my five

A variation of a “High Five” gesture, performed by slapping your own hands over your head while exclaiming “My Five.” Generally used in jest in a self-deprecating manner to celebrate something that doesn’t really need celebrating. Used in YouTube video posted on November 4, 2018, which shows the proper form of the gesture and provides example situations for usage.

I’m so proud of myself, My Five!

by Axtellboy November 4, 2018

Pass the five

To relay a communication over CB radio.

Derived from the ten code 10-5 (relay traffic).

Hey, White Lightning, I'm not hearin' that mud duck there on the flats, you wanna pass the five for me?

by Dennis The Tiger November 29, 2004