To pull an Oj Bobby Johnson off one must pull out right before the thot is about to climax, to attend to real Oj shit.
Woman: Oh I'm almost there
Man: (pulls out) I have to go, got work more important than you bitch. I'm the real Oj Bobby Johnson.
Man: (pulls out) I have to go, got work more important than you bitch. I'm the real Oj Bobby Johnson.
by Technine311 April 15, 2014

by Carbohydrates07 March 17, 2025

by Shaylm May 4, 2022

I met a girl at Holiday Inn bar last night who smelled pretty ripe so I gave her a dirty Bobbi while straightening her hair.
by Tornado thunder March 19, 2022

Bobby Christensen has the most rizz of all, he has more rizz than Emil Hansen, he can get any girl that he wants.
by Emil Hansen November 10, 2022

A massive simp that will never know love and is likely to become a nonce when older as a result. Thirsts for a cringey first year that doesn't like him and changes his entire personality in an attempt to be compatible with them. By far the cringiest person you will ever meet. Shoot on sight.
by Better than bobby in every way April 20, 2021
