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Onion Hair

Onions hair is a term used for someone with extremely flat and straight hair. Usually styled in a middle part, people can have onion hair or onion head.
"Woah, look at that stupid f*ck!, he has onion hair!"
by mr.onion.boy October 26, 2021
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Mothahs Onion

Your Mothahs cooch.
Your Mothahs onion is very smelly and is rancid in smell.
by anonymous April 6, 2022
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stank onion

a conversation that doesn't actually end, but dies from a lack of cohesiveness
person a:
why is he in a garbage bin?
person b:
the blue bin represents osama bin laden
person a:
why does he reach around the first time to take out his eyes, but not to put them back?
person b:
the fruits nearby convey a sense of rotten nature, our own rotten nature
that the internal hands then lead us to by placing the eyes INSIDE the bin
person a:
why does he put them back at all if he doesn't want to see anymore?
person b:
so the bin is laden with eyes
person c:
And the wheel represents mankind's instinctive drive towards progress
person a:
at first i was like "bin laden... weak"
but now
person b:
it is a soup ad, actually
I think we found the subject of our first song...
person c:
Soup?
person a:
no — Vancouver
person c:
I think the ad worked
person a:
is there a name for a conversation that doesn't really end, it just dies from lack of cohesiveness?
person b:
stank onion
by dankorstank May 11, 2016
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Warm onion

The remains of a tea-bagging on a sunburned face.
The rings on his face was a clear indication that he enjoyed a warm onion.
by Jissy August 20, 2015
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Onion

A vegetable that Shrek mentions in the movie: Shrek the Third
Shrek: Ogres are... like... onions.
Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: Yes- No!
Donkey: Oh, they make you cry.
Shrek: No!
Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin’ little white hairs.
Shrek: NO! Layers! Onions have layers, ogres have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
by The Onioner November 20, 2021
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Dropping Onions

Letting your nuts flop out of your boxers at someone, and you surprise them with it.
Bro, Joey just popped his balls out, dropping onions, on that old lady at the bus station!
by Darkpage July 28, 2021
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Onions

Slang word for the ends/ last few tokes of a joint/scoober doober/jinty/spliff/ganjafinger3000
Who wants onions on this lads?

Giz onions on that there young fella.
That keith lad he’s King of the Onions so he is.
by Xx_Niguez_In_ParisxX April 19, 2022
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