catimus sarcasticus

when your cat is trying to be sneaky but they are being so obvious that it's almost like they're joking.

"the cat was being so catimus sarcasticus today, he was going to pounce on me and he wiggled his butt and stared right at me!"

by The god of all cats November 20, 2020

Liza Sarchimelia

a girl I absolutely adore but she doesn't give a single fuck about it

Liza Sarchimelia has got the most beautiful eyes in the world

by Hugh_Jass_head November 21, 2021

Liza sarchimelia

Normally, the girl with the most beautiful eyes in the world, which can make your heart melt in a single beat. She truly is the one to die for. Easily the kind of girl that every classical author would love to write a love letter to. Apart from that, she is very funny, quick-witted and always ready for comebacks. They might get floppy, but that can happen to anyone. Consider yourself very lucky if you get to know her!

I love Liza sarchimelia and her not so beautiful smile

by Hugh_Jass_head November 22, 2021

The Sarcastic Nerdy Bestfriend

that one nerdy, but sarcastic best friend of the main character. they always get the main character into stuff and most likely are adorable brunette boys. some examples are felix weston from "love victor", stiles stilinski from "teen wolf" and benny weir from "my babysitter is a vampire".

i always like the sarcastic nerdy bestfriend more than the main character? like stiles, or felix from love victor!

by spaceghostee May 4, 2022

Vanilla Sarcophagus

The act of shoving one's head into the vagina of a large woman until you loose conciousness due to the lack of oxygen.

Last night Tammy and I did a Vanilla Sarcophagus. It was very erotic.

by J.D.C. January 24, 2023

Pseudo-Sarcasm

When one person attempts to be sarcastic but their sarcastic comment is actually true for the situation.

Therapist: You have depression, you need some pills for that.
Rachel: Fine, show me these "anti-depressants"! *sarcastically*
Therapist:they are called Anti-Depressants, so sarcasm, denied.
Rachel: Well, thats some Pseudo-Sarcasm...

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024

meta-sarcasm

The act of striking the balance between coming across as sarcastic and coming across as sincere, so it is unclear as to whether you are being sarcastic. Not to be confused with post-sarcasm (meta-irony is to post-irony as meta-sarcasm is to post-sarcasm) which is being sincere in message while coming across as sarcastic in form.

Michelle and I got in an argument yesterday, but I think we've resolved it - she seems calm about it. I asked if she wanted to hang out, and she replied, "Sure, I would love to hang out today😉". I think she might be playing Schroedinger's feeling concealment. I hate meta-sarcasm.

by fullbodyphallo March 11, 2024