A New Age Rodeo, an innovation on a traditional sex prank called, "The Rodeo." A New Rodeo is when you are having sex with a girl doggy style and you face time her best friend or sister, or anyone, and have a nice conversation with them for as long as you can until she pulls off. Nobody has been known to get past the 10 second mark.
"Wow! I was with Stacy's mom last night and pulled A New Age Rodeo on her while face timing conferencing her entire family... it was the best ride of my life!!! And there's too!
by Lana Wols February 23, 2018
when a little kid on the internet fakes their age to be older to seem cool but they clearly aren't that age, the opposite of an old age faker
6-year-old Johnny wanted to chat in a group chat for people 13+ so he faked his age by saying he was 15, yet, he was banned for people figuring him out because he misspelled everything and asked about what some cuss words meant, making him a little age faker
by jay-fandoms March 07, 2019
Little Johnny had a large age-maturity discrepancy. His biological age was 13 but had the maturity level of the average 6 year old.
A large polar intelligence matrix in conjunction with an age maturity discrepancy existed between Sarah and Joe. They simply couldn't get along.
A large polar intelligence matrix in conjunction with an age maturity discrepancy existed between Sarah and Joe. They simply couldn't get along.
by Ontological June 25, 2018
Hym "I don't not play Dragon Age to play an action game. If I wanted to paying a hack and slash game I would buy Devil May Cry! I play Dragon Age to play a real-time rpg with ultra-specific tactics and race-specific story options. I do not want to play Dragon Age: Veilgaurd.
by Hym Iam November 15, 2024
by NetCast January 28, 2018
Schrödinger's Legal Age: When a young woman (18-29) is seen as either a child or an adult depending on the age of her male partner. If she is dating a man her own age, she's an adult. If the man is 30+, she is a child and he is a pedophile despite the woman being of legal age. Does not apply to lesbian relationships.
This practice is usually invoked by 30+ women who used to date older men when they were young, but resent those same men for overlooking them now that they are no longer 18-29.
This practice is usually invoked by 30+ women who used to date older men when they were young, but resent those same men for overlooking them now that they are no longer 18-29.
A woman: Leonardo DiCaprio is a pedophile for dating a 22 year old woman!!!
A Man: Are you suggesting that a 22 year old woman is a child? Sounds like a case of Schrödinger's Legal Age.
A Man: Are you suggesting that a 22 year old woman is a child? Sounds like a case of Schrödinger's Legal Age.
by Jolly Jay June 09, 2024
by EddieBrock5 September 09, 2023