25 inch mega monster cock

The name should explain itself. Only godlike people shall hold such a cock in their grasps, it's always ready for use and can last for hours if used correctly.

1: Holy shit! Look, that person has a 25 inch mega monster cock!
2. Whoa, you're right! Look at the gurt of that thing!
3: Yeah that's right, worship it.

by Handle can't b blank November 4, 2019

buff cocks

Thick, juicy wieners. The trouser snake on steroids. A big, veiny penis.

Girls, let’s find some buff cocks tonight!

by Buffcocks December 22, 2021

COCK-roach

a COCK-roach is a girl who is always looking for COCK
get it, because a roach is a fuck who will always be attracted to you
and a cock-roach is looking for your cock
get it?

omg Jennifer is SUCH a COCK-roach lmao!!!!-some random white girl in high school

by a retarted duck August 31, 2019

cock

another word for. really. big dick

Jessica said I love your. cock

by bbaaq March 22, 2017

Cock a doodle moo

When you get a mcdouble and put a hot and spicy mcchicken in between the patties

Best way to get two different proteins in the same meal

Friend 1: wanna go to McDonald’s??
Friend 2: yeah what are u getting
Friend 1: a cock a doodle moo, duh!

by toit man December 3, 2020

Cock Glider

A real penis loving homosexual who endlessly is on a quest for new cock. Hence gliding around from cock to cock.

"Man that Lead Singer from Sinister X is a real Cock Glider"

by The Real Cock Loin October 30, 2017

cock forsters

the actual name of an actual suburb of london england

more commonly known to australians as dick beer

this train terminates at cock forsters

by bvvvvt February 4, 2012