Dream Babies

A term used when some one ejaculated in the bathtub or shower.

Guy 1: Why were you in there so long?
Guy 2: I was making dream babies.
Guy 1: Oh hahaha gross.

by br3ntron September 8, 2012

Baby Daddy Blues

The natural feeling/connection post having a baby with someone & you’re wishing you could be a family. You keep thinking about your baby daddy despite the reason you aren’t together, and want to be intimate w/ him.

“Girl my baby is 10 months and I have the baby daddy blues bad. I’m so mad at him, but I just keep thinking about him.”

“I keep having wet dreams about my baby daddy, I have the baby daddy blues.”

by Ttawlove September 7, 2022

BABY BLUE CHILLIWACK

A great highly underrated band from CANADA DRY who sang one of the best songs ever written about a lot of people and especially me.

It was so BABY BLUE CHILLIWACK today as so much so I pissed my pants twice and I not very adept as so Out APt as I respect and always APt not too touch anybody'property as there was a RED CAUTION window shade pulled down over the TEMPORARY INTENTIONAL LONE CELL as RED is the SECONDARY AI but BABY BLUE CHILLIWACK is THE FIRST with a nice MUSHROOM HEAD.

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 5, 2021

Baby Room Shiv

He is an extremely dark teenage Indian, even though he claims he is "Guju". He is barely making it through each of his classes. He only associates with younger people and has a history of abusing young children. in the nursery room. Thus, the nickname "Shiv's in the baby room" was born. Young children frequently use this term, and Shiv becomes extremely insane when people use it, which makes him want to molest them more. Like how Humans have addiction to porn, shiv has an addiction to touching little kids and abusing them. he says he finds internal happiness while touching little boys.

Baby Room Shiv

by SHivuuuuu November 22, 2023

baby christian

A nonsensical concept.

Donald Trump is a baby Christian.

by A Jazzy Man-esque December 8, 2020

Closet baby

A baby conceived by two people in a lavender marriage specifically to hide the parents homosexuality. Closet babies can be conceived through IVF, turkey baster or through the old fashioned way if the gay man is drunk enough and watched enough gay porn earlier in the day to make "it" work.

His agent wants him to stay closeted so he bearded up and they popped out a closet baby.

by Mr freeze September 27, 2017

Baby-other

Non-gender specific, way of referring to your child's, other parent

Co-parenting hasn't been easy, especially with my baby-other fucking my world up, like a drunken godzilla.

by Cmonster81 January 7, 2023