hot messy nessy

When your homie smells like 3 day old bong water.

"Damn, Sharon over there smells like a hot messy nessy!"

by WeeedBear July 29, 2021

Hot-Air Conundrum

When you get into a car during winter and the AC is blasting hot air despite everyone wearing warm clothing

Person 1: "Can you make the AC colder? We are in the Hot-Air Conundrum right now."
Person 2: "Fuck you"

by BravoArmstrong April 16, 2025

The virgin Hot dog

The virgin Hot dog is when you're gonna have a nice fuckaro with your titty equiped, virgin friend, first you get her naked on the bed. Hopefully you have a long and firm shit ready to deploy.

You take a shit right between her boobs, and you go straight to the banging. Since she's a virgin there will be blood, be sure to save the blood, 'cause you're gonna need it!

When you know you're gonna splooch, pull out and deploy your soldiers on the warm shit on her chest, that's the mustard. Now you get the blood, and spread it like ketchup.

Now you got a warm, sweet and sour, virgin hot dog you can serve anyone you like.

I did The virgin Hot dog with my girlfriend the other day, I think her mom enjoyed it i little too much

by NastyLover May 13, 2020

ur dad is hot

Yeah ur dad is pretty hot..

Dude Carley ur dad is hot 😍😍😍

by I❤️Hot dads a lot 😍😍 March 31, 2022

hot ollie

when you shit on a 90 yr old mans dick then u use the shit as lube

i gave my granpa a hot ollie

by that guy from the hub May 15, 2022

Hot Dog Alert

adjective: any awkward situation
noun: any awkward person, a derogatory term for someone whoe deserves it

adjective: "When the chick you have been blowing off shows up to your date with your girlfriend, total Hot Dog Alert."
noun: "That idiot boy is a fucking hot dog alert with him being here uninvited"

by Hashica September 29, 2017

hot tap

A tap from which you can get boiling water.

"You homey, I just made a cup of tea using the hot tap. Word."

by DICK NIBSON October 15, 2017