shit brick

Alex Wiese

Shit brick, wheres the toilet paper?

by Concerned Party January 28, 2004

Shit the bed

When you do something that, in the moment, you think is great, but you later realize that it was a horrible idea.

You - Remember that bitch we were talking about a couple weeks ago?
Friend - Yeah, why?
You - Well, I got drunk and thought it was a good idea to ask her out...
Friend - You're screwed.
You - Yep... I just shit the bed...

by Diane O. Saure October 23, 2013

shit-fart

it all starts with a table with the words shit fart on it one drunk kid and lots of sex.

girl and boy walk upstairs to find all of their friends shirtless... this is what shit fart night is all about

by hot momma February 6, 2004

Shit and Shinola

Used as an exclamation, when something bad has, is, or was happening.

My wife is in a truck wreck and now she'll die real slow like cause she's cut in half and this is the last time I ever talk to her? Ok... what? My car has a dent? OH SHIT AND SHINOLA!

by KimoMcGee September 13, 2009

sHiTs WeAk

When someone tries to attack you or harm you, but end up losing or hurting themselves. Their sHiTs WeAk

Link139 tried to attack Pryme49 and lost the attack. His sHiTs WeAk

by Stephen Cage January 2, 2009

Shit Music

Anything that’s is not 60’s, 70’s, or 80’s classic rock. bye!

“Any music made past the year 1990 is shit music.”

by houseoftheholy February 20, 2019

shit knuckle

A bump protruding from a log of shit resembling a knuckle. Shit knuckle.

That dude is a real shit knuckle.

by Andrew X January 26, 2005