Faces

A disturbing PSA made by the Partnership For A Drug Free America made in 1987 that features a young blonde woman with blue eyes smiling at the camera as a blissful piano is playing in the background. Right after, the music then turns into a creepy rendition of “How Old Are You Now?” as the woman stops smiling. As the commercial continues, the woman’s pupils dilate and her skin slowly withers all while staring at the camera. Her eyes then turn into a bright blue and a sheet is thrown over her; indicating that she has died from a drug overdose. There is also an alternate version of this commercial where there is no sheet and the viewer has to stare at the woman’s face for a few more seconds.

Guy: You know what? I’m gonna stay up for a bit longer. I’m in the mood to watch something scary.

*watches TOP 50 SCARIEST PSAS by HelloImAPizza*
Guy: Ok, the video’s almost over.
*Sees the title for number two; Faces*
*Video plays*
Guy: Wow… I don’t think I can sleep now.

by Shokwavve April 24, 2023

gammon face

British term for (usually) old, upper class, conservative, racist white men who voted for Brexit. Usually characterised by their red “gammon” faces caused by heavy alcohol usage.

“Ah Gary… that gammon face has no idea what we working class go through.”

by anonymous March 31, 2024

Exercising Bastard Face

The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.

Mrs Jones: Nevermind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.

by Fouloldron November 10, 2022

Pube faced fupa monster

A man or woman with a thick beard ressembling pubic hair n a fat upper pussy areas that looks like its trying to take over the world

Becky won the trailer park beauty contest. She was the obvious winner with her sweet beard n gunt hanging out that pube faced fupa monster

by Dirty Mike n the boys October 19, 2017

Moot Face

When a mans beard resembles a putrid unkempt women’s vagina.

Look at that putrid cunts beard...what a moot face he is.

by Kappacc November 23, 2019

Fuck face

U

U are a fuck face

by Pans are hot so we make cakes August 17, 2022

Cereal face

The look on someone’s face when they are pretending to like something. Everyone in cereal commercials pretends to enjoy it even though no one really likes cereal that much.

Would you look at her, she has stupid, cereal face.

by Zack the Angry January 18, 2021