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shit faced

A combination of shithead and fuckface. Means someone who is stupid, assholish, resembling a shitface.
I was such a shit faced person because I was so lazy to do any work today!
by pornuser May 20, 2018
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Schrodinger's Face

When you're making out with a girl with a paper bag on her head, but you are uncertain as to what her face really looks like. This means her face is both beautiful and ugly at the same time.
Bro 1: I banged a chick last night, but someone had put a bag over her head.
Bro 2: Dude, you totally banged a chick with Schrodinger's Face.
Bro 1: Luckily I never took the bag off, so I'm going to assume she was decent.
Bro 2: Though it's equally likely she could have been fugly.
by Radnen June 25, 2015
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Two-Face

Two-Faced is another term of leaving a double life in a negative way. It is usually used when some is being fake like talking trash about their friend when they're not around but when they are, they don't act like this bu tare acting so nice and really cool when they're like snakes.
"Wow, Mickey said Riley's dress is kinda ugly but he can't be rude or he'd hurt her feelings. He is such a two-face"
by Natural Mika February 10, 2020
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Shit Faced

When shit gets thrown into your face.
haha just kidding it's when you get drunk as hell...
"She was totally Shit Faced last night"
by Pedobear :) December 12, 2012
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Deluxe Exploding Face

A deluxe exploding face is an exploding face, but you are able to climax and add your spunk to the event.
Your sister is so hot, I was able to give her a rare deluxe exploding face. I think I might be in love.
by Hutchyboy December 7, 2016
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Face Rain

When there is a light drizzly rain and it seems to rain only on your face.
by Wildcat02 October 20, 2012
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Chocolate Face

Used to describe a beautiful,brown female of color,as a rich,sweet piece of chocolate.
by Roxyannsan1 March 13, 2018
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