Dirty Oyster

When you have a chest infection, but still keen to give oral sex to your significant other. So you cough up a bit of green phlegm and spit it on them down under for a bit of extra lubrication.

Friend: "Hey, how have you been with this chest cold lately?"
"Yeah, good I gave my partner the Dirty Oyster last night."
Friend: "Oh that's nasty man."

by poida225005 November 29, 2021

dirty aryona

Dirty aryona- when a lesbian has sex with a hot milf

I just did a dirty aryona with his mom

by Loser B) November 22, 2021

dirty menzies

giving a handjob with steelwool, or period sex.

bro did you hear that emily gave him a dirty menzies last Saturday?

you don't even need to tell me, that's common knowledge and happens all the time.

by biggienuts October 06, 2021

Dirty Marif

When an Indian hobo cums on his partners nipples and moans loudly

dude I did a Dirty Marif last night and it was kinda hot

by isnr November 24, 2020

Dirty Madita

When having sex with yo man/girl, you spin him/her right round, like a record, and instead of inserting your Dick Grayson, you insert your big toe.

A: Yall had sex?
B: Yeah, but I pulled a Dirty Madita on him

by VanDriphoven March 12, 2021

dirty gerbil

Fisting of thy anal cavity

Baby, give me the dirty gerbil!

by Platypus gerbil July 16, 2015

The Dirty Balloonist

verb • When you fart into a woman's vagina.

She was trying to cuddle up behind me in bed this morning so I gave her the dirty balloonist.

by Red Rocket Express June 08, 2013