shit talker

a guy shits in a girls mouth and while its still in there, makes her suck his dick.

that girl is such a shit talker

damn, i wish she'd talk shit to me

by johnjacob jingleheimersmith February 5, 2009

Shit Show

A reference used to describe a night of intoxication with friends that ultimately leads to blacking out & puking. Girls often use this as an excuse to get drunk and be taken advantage of. Boys often use this as an excuse to take advantage of girls without them remembering. All in all, if you're gonna be a shit show... At least make it classy.

Victoria; always puts on the best shit show when partying.

by Not Drunk Enough For This November 8, 2012

shit cougher

some one who, after a quick felch has an asthma attack, coughing shit pretty much everywhere.

any gay with asthma

by Gaycob June 7, 2003

shit-tits

When a man is shitting on a girls chest gets of aim and accidentally shits on her tits.

Girl: My boyfriend is such a dumbass he was shitting on my chest last night but he gave me shit-tits instead.
Friend: Girl you better dump his ass.

by Mr.Trips (jacob barile) December 28, 2007

shit-shot

the act of taking a shot of liquor at the exact moment you are defecating.

would you like a shit-shot?

by shitshotter June 6, 2011

shit legs

Anyone who is lazy as shit and can't move one leg in front of the other for fear of over exertion. Kodak and Heidelberg workers suffer from this the most. If you have checked how lousy they are doing, you can see why.

There goes that Pawlo Bezduch grabbing the newspaper to go take a shit and hide in the john for an hour, while I load four trailers- that fucking SHIT-LEG!!

by Pete Helfrich May 14, 2004

bat shit

nonsense propagated by liberals (cp: moon bat)

Once again, Ted Kennedy threw his typical bat shit all around the halls of the Capitol.

by Anti-"Voice of Un-reason" December 28, 2007