blister pussy

The squelchiest, slimiest, grimmest, most rotten zombified horse coochie that oozes a moist gumple clopping phlegm. Typically has puss pockets that pringle at the first touch.

Bro, she DEFINITELY has a blister pussy.

It’s dripping that orange juice cream again.

by Panda Berries January 10, 2022

Nerf pussy

Squirts pussy juice

Man that girls pussy squirts like nerf gun.

Man she got that nerf pussy

by Baladik December 26, 2019

pussie whipped

WHEN A FEMALE USES HER VAGINA TO GET WHAT DHE WANTS

RJ LEANARD IS PUSSIE WHIPPED

by Pussie whipped December 17, 2016

Wolf pussy

A wide lip big pussy that smells like the forest and pine trees

Franks girl has a wolf pussy

by AlleyesonTT January 6, 2023

Pussy Whipped

When you are unable to perform any normal manly duties due to the fact that your balls are inside your ladies handbag.

MAN "Can I go shooting this weekend?"
WOMAN "OH my god.. why can you never spend time with me/I need you to look after the kid..he is ours/but thought that we would go shopping"
MAN (to himself) "I am sooo pussy whipped"

by Hostishumanisgeneris October 29, 2012

Wine pussy

A bitter bitch, that of a real dry wine.

Mike can't take a joke, he's being a real wine pussy.

by vrcoon January 19, 2023

pussy flavored coffee

hey look down below! it says buy a pussy flavored coffee mug! how odd...

some random gullible dude: :O a pussy flavored coffee mug! how awesome!!

free money am i right

by Dragons Breath May 12, 2022