red hot promise

A pending anal rape transaction that has yet to occur.

"Justin where are you going tonight?"
"..for a red hot promise"

by AspireGnome May 8, 2012

Hot Panks

When your girlfriend, or boyfriend ;), takes off their panties ;), hands them to you ;), and they are still warm and/or moist 8D

"Damn honey, those are some hot panks!"
"Eww those hot panks got my hand dirty!"
"Damn baby it's getting cold, hand me your hot panks will ya?"
"There sure are lots of of hot panks in the summer, just how I like them."

by tu madre y tu abuela May 26, 2012

hot mumford

same as the "classic" mumford except your partner farts while locking under they're ass.

dude, i gave my girl a "hot mumford" last night and it smelled so bad she almost passed out!

by the captn June 11, 2012

Hot Dog Handshake

The act of grabbing your own penis fully, then shaking someones hand. Thus transmitting any urine, semen or STDs commonly found in the pubic region.

"Hey man, why does my hand smell so bad?"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"

"Ohhh man thats nasty!"

by thegodofthepenis July 26, 2012

monkey hot

when you take a bite of somthing and go "ho ho ha ha"

mmm that pizza looks great i'll take a piece... hoho haha that's monkey hot!

by fearlessflasher August 29, 2012

Hollywood Hot

a normal person so goddamn beaut they belong on the red carpert instead of your local high street

I saw a guy at Tescos that was so hollywood hot I actually opened my mouth and said "oh my god " when he walked past

by the chocolate fox September 14, 2012

artificially hot

1. When a person of average or less than average appearance is treated as if they are hot due to some artificial condition or situation.

2. When something is in high demand due to unusual conditions.

1. She was a five at best, but the bar was a sausage party so she was artificially hot.

2. Although the pay was crappy and the hours sucked, the job was artificially hot because of the poor economy so the smug hiring manager wanted only the most qualified applicants.

by GW2011 December 17, 2011