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shit balls and ass cock

Something you say when you fuck up... royally.
Oh, shit balls and ass cock! I left the car in neutral and now it's in the lake.
by RowVII January 20, 2017
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ball party

When a group of 3 or more men decide to place their testicles in a bowl of ice cold water
by jm200188 February 2, 2017
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Ball Parkin'

Much similar to a "Dick Pic" Ball Parkin' is the act of sending a sexualized meme of your ballsack to another individual.
Kek, James just sent me him Ball Parkin' with his friend!
by iGinger February 5, 2017
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This occurs when a mans genitalia gets so cold that it is nearly frozen solid.
I am so fucking cold man! We need to hurry up and get back home so I can start trying to thaw out my dicksicle and frozen ball surprise!
by STGINAZ February 7, 2017
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Ball Bong

Smoking on the male genitalia like she is smoking Marijuana........sucks on the bong so hard you can hear it bubbling....................
"she liked smoking the ball bong so much she needed to got to rehab"
by Sfxtreme007 October 6, 2012
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Balls

the two round object in the males scrotum that hit each other when kicked that hurt like hell when being a pervert...
God Damb She kicked me in the balls!
by Funny Bob Boy November 17, 2012
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Bluetooth balls

n. the excited anticipation of attempting, but failing, to pair your smartphone with a Bluetooth device
"I got these awesome wireless speakers, but I couldn't get them to pair with my iPhone! Total Bluetooth balls!"
by Pauldylan January 8, 2013
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