dont kill the baby

dont kill the goddamn baby

1: Im gonna kill a baby
2: what the fuck
1: huh
2: dont kill the baby

by Donald Baudelaire January 20, 2022

Nepo Babies

What happened to the best person for the job? It should be the best person most competent person for the job. Is a thing you have said repeatedly. You don't actually care about meritocracy. YOU want preserve your ability to horde opportunities for yourself, your cronies, and your kids. AT THE COST OF EVERYONE ELSE.

Hym "If you don't have a problem with Nepo babies you don't actually have a problem with DEI."

by Hym Iam June 8, 2024

Old man baby

Your father

I can’t get him to do anything he doesn’t want to. He’s an old man baby.

by Danimal_inthesheets March 22, 2019

Leash Baby

A term for someone who cannot emotionally handle criticism or controversy of any sort. Based on kids who were put on leashes by their parents in public so they couldn't walk too far away.

BOSS: Hey I noticed that you were about 30 minutes late today, and it's not a big deal, but could you text me when you're on your way so that I know when to expect you?
EMPLOYEE: That's like a HUGE micro-oppression, you can't talk to people like that.
BOSS: Oh don't be such a leash baby!

by LuckyPython May 16, 2018

Baby Chokin on a Lettuce

A 30 second song by song artist/youtuber Mole Nugget.

Mole Nugget wrote Baby Chokin on a Lettuce.

by MurrayBall January 19, 2020

Hiddle-babies

When you have watched the Tom Hiddleston interview when he tells us he loves us too.

Tom: I love you guys too
Interviewer: now y'all are pregnant.
You are gonna have hiddle-babies.

Me: when am I due? I didn't even know I was pregnant?
Friend: don't ask me..

by Ali a Kahoot August 11, 2021

baby boy

The boy version of a baby girl. Very cute and soft. Maybe a little squishy in the mental/emotional sense. Kind of submissive and/or receptive to suggestions.

Blaze is a baby boy.

by euphrxysne December 7, 2023