dog-ball syndrome

A person with financial or otherwise privilege acts in ANY manner they choose, simply because they are able to.
"Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can!"

"He just got that lambo...why did he get it painted like a hot wheels toy?"

"Dog-ball syndrome"

by Mountain_god October 19, 2013

crimper balls.

when a guy gets crimper balls he simple got his balls pinched so fucking hard they turned purple. A Girls cigarette box will suck up his sack and begin to squeeze on guard. She pushes her juices into the cavity causing even more pressure. Eventually she releases and then the guy has a permanent ball clamp. She then tells all her girlfriends and the guy decided to fuck her sister...

guy1; bro... i just got crimper balls.

guy2; oh shit!!1

guy1; I am Deffffffinetly gonna go fuck her sister now.

by goochy goochy February 18, 2019

lady vagina balls

An absurd amount of sexual references.

Lady vagina balls it's a twister Batman! - Doug Walker: The Nostalgia Critic.

by TheHeroKing April 19, 2023

Lucky Balls

Where you grab your balls and squeeze and if you're feeling extra lucky twist your nipples to gain a little extra luck when you're gambling

"Are you doing Lucky Balls right now?"
"Yeah bro I just put all my scrap on 20 and I'm doing Lucky balls."

by Gooning Fan April 22, 2023

Toe ball Tom

That guy that stands in the middle of the pitch fingering his butthole and mouth at the same time while screening bird sounds and toe balling everything including other players shins.

Toe ball tom over there had his finger so far up his ass that he can pull on his tongue.

by Twist 18 July 13, 2016

Murder balls

Blue balls for the potential murderer. When you really want to kill someone, but you just can't for some reason. Weakness, not owning a gun, fear of the consequences, etc.

Johnny really wanted to pull a Virginia Tech at his college, but his dad had gotten rid of the family gun a few years back. Looks like he'd be stuck with murder balls.

by Double_A January 26, 2011

Red-Ball

Just barely withholding death from a suicidal person as if denying orgasm to a person

Dude did you really red-ball them? That's fucked up.

by Accursed Realms March 30, 2022